Wer ist die Kiwifrucht?

i’ve never sounded like such an old codger in my life, but i just emailed my landlady to complain about the fuckers upstairs

have people over, fine. drink, fine! play beer pong, FINE. i’ll put headphones on and ignore the stomping.

yelling and fucking screaming at each other with shitty rap music blasting? 

i’m so beyond done, and i’m not about to go confront a bunch of bros at 2 in the morning because their shit antics are making me murderous

because drunk bros

no

lookforwardletgo:

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

happy easter everyone

this goes here again

favorite video ever

coloursteelsexappeal:

Ready for a fun-filled day of fresh and totally funny weed/Hitler/zombie Jesus jokes! !

shitroughdrafts:

Charlotte’s Web,by E.B. White. 1952.
Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

Charlotte’s Web,by E.B. White. 1952.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

midcenturymodernfreak:

Texas Modernism | Before & After

1956 Architect: Reginald H. Roberts | Terrell Hills, San Antonio, TX - Via

To each his own but…loving the before version much better!

was definitely better before

how many times i went to sleep to that sound
and the occasional gentle
"god DAMN it”

how many times i went to sleep to that sound

and the occasional gentle

"god DAMN it”

coloursteelsexappeal:

Tallahassee, Florida; 1993

coloursteelsexappeal:

Tallahassee, Florida; 1993

valkyrie-freyja:

Black Books - S2E03

"I’m useless, apparently."

also me

doing everything

ever

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